What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
...then she kept trying to make balloon animals with my flacid penis. I'm never drinking whisky with you again.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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