Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
His hands were made for my vagina.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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