Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
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