I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
