I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
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I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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