singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Randomize
