David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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