He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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