He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
accomplished twins. life is a go
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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