I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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