I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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