How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
porn star boner night. come get it.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize
