Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
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Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
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He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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