the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
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I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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