I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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