Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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