one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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