I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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