You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you mean i was at the winter classic?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
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Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
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It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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