I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
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Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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