You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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