i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
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