this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
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I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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