literally had 100 drinks last night.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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