i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
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