just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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