You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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