school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
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