Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
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dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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