It's Friday. Sex?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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