can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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