at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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