I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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