Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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