You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You dont lie about slip and slides
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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