Ambien. No doubt about it.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
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