On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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