You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
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Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
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Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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