Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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