why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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