Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
where are my eyebrows?
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