she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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