now i know why i became what i already was.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
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Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize