I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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