I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
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I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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