He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
It's just like the Real World with babies
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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