$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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