Sry I called you an 8
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
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