watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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