i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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