You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
