im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Someone signed my nipple.
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