We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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