i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
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Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
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SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I need water and some morals
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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