just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
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well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
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The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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