Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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