She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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